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Each Demotivational Poster


Old Saw -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: beach newly wed couple
Rating: 4.91/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!


oh my god... -


TAGS: south park bleach anime
Rating: 2.67/5

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To-AnimeIsGay - October 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
And you take the time for that response...YOU BASTARD!
animeIsGay - October 9, 2008, 5:58 pm
and you fags watch it
Sorixis - September 6, 2008, 7:37 pm
OMG! Talk about irony. LOL
thehattinninja - August 11, 2008, 9:31 pm
to mechalincoln, overused? yes. still clever beacuse the anime character is alctualy called ken by the little girl in the picture? also yes. and zero justice, you are an a**.
Zerojustice - June 28, 2008, 11:59 am
It's not a spoiler... he didn't die. Now that's a spoiler.
MechaLincoln - June 27, 2008, 10:29 pm
And so you came up with a South Park quote... the most overused one. *Sigh*
elementals - May 3, 2008, 6:35 pm
NO SPOILER MOTAFOCKA!


ALTERNATIVES -


TAGS: corona with lime at beach
Rating: 4.89/5

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Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:12 pm
where am I ???
RonE - June 2, 2012, 8:16 am
Me and my wife absolutely loved this philosophy.
spacedog - June 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
Good one Commie. 5L


TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: shut down beach boys
Rating: 4.73/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:07 pm
I have a 4-cylinder '97 Buick Skylark that can outrun mustangs.
Cummins - August 18, 2011, 11:28 pm
Shake N Bake
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:45 pm
"Slingsh**" here I come...


TEACHERS - Those who can, teach. Those who can't, teach teachers.




DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!




CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about


TAGS: children teach life
Rating: 4.29/5

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mariand - February 1, 2012, 6:50 pm
happens... that thing which was fast... :))
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:01 pm
who is RL ? and what happens also to women ?
mariand - February 1, 2012, 5:30 am
The proof that sometimes it happens also to women... ;)
caveman - February 1, 2012, 4:26 am
bazinga
ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 11:12 pm
RL gets that a lot.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:38 pm
that was fast !


MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!


TAGS: men n****** sunglasses ring p******* beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's n****** are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's n******.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


WEIRD - Who brings a leather jacket to the beach?


TAGS: weird beach fail
Rating: 4.1/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 22, 2013, 3:13 am
Only Eric von Zipper.
CloudchaserS - March 22, 2013, 1:02 am
Is that the Tanning Mom's Mom?


TEACHERS - Wish they could teach this way


TAGS: freud teachers funny baseball unconscious
Rating: 2.55/5

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Paul Barfoot - June 21, 2008, 4:38 pm
We really do.


100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!


TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

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zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks a**, boe, find a place that kicks more a** then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs


EMERGENCY EYE BLEACH - What is seen cannot be unseen UNTIL NOW!!!! New Emergency Eye Bleach for the really bad memes




1ST GRADE - the long journey begins


TAGS: teacher loves him
Rating: 4.79/5

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Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:32 pm
LOL :) 5poodles


REALITY - it really sucks when you realize that anime guys have more girls and power than you ever will


TAGS: anime bleach hollow ichigo
Rating: 2.41/5

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Bartimaeus - August 22, 2010, 1:44 am
Of course. This was a discussion, not an argument.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 11:58 am
So, we good, Bart?
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:03 am
their real world situation. In other words, they focus to much on what life should be instead of what it could be. Of course, I could just be grasping at straws.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 3:59 am
I see where you guys are coming from, and perhaps the problem here lies in the wording. Terms like "really" and "realize" make it seem like he's comparing real life to anime and saying real life comes up short. Real women < Anime women. But I think the
asddsakiller - August 18, 2010, 8:40 pm
ok....anyway it is mainly hitting anime fans as a demotivator
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 8:18 pm
recognize how untrue (wishful thinking?) it is and feel VERY demotivated. Aggy was correct, this is aimed at anime fans...or it's nonsense.
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 8:17 pm
It must be facetiously demotivational to male anime fans. To non anime fans it just seems like a fanboy trying to convince himself (and us)that hundreds of fictional women outweigh even a few real ones. If I were an anime fan and I read this I would
pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 7:49 pm
i got what you meant because i didn't really overa***yse it.
asddsakiller - August 18, 2010, 5:55 pm
guys it was not really supposed to be funny just to be a demotivational
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:53 pm
Bart, you make intelligent and appealing anime posters. I know you certainly have a logical grasp of reality. Although I understand your defense of this, you must understand that anime isn't under attack here... it's the poster makers who insist "reality"
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:47 pm
Maybe I'm too old to appreciate non-real women... I just argue the place that a thought like this comes from. Examples: 77018, 92967, 79637, 61922, 30531. This all falls under the new generation of text, twitter and anime as "better than reality"
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:39 pm
HAving said that, my comment refers to "reality" being anywhere near this caption... and the breakdown in social structure when this cartoon character's women or power are seen on any level as a comparison to reality. You know the type I'm talking about.
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:37 pm
Try using both hands, Bart.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:23 pm
d***...typos. You people know I can't type fast. lol I'm going to start drafting my comments on Note Pad.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:20 pm
anime. Not that I'm by any means defending this as an "awesome poster." I'm just defending the broader idea behind it, and the anime poster genre.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:18 pm
too seriously. He's not calling himself a "playa," or saying that anime girls are better than real life. I sure no one would object to a poster saying "INDIANA JONES: twelve-thousand times cooler than you will ever be." It's the same concept, just with
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:15 pm
What does this have to with masturbation. It's a comparison between fictional characters and those who enjoy watching them. It's not "***y Anime tit tit." It is an homage to anime character, and at the same time demotivational to those who take the series
thatonechick - August 18, 2010, 12:05 pm
Before anyone asks, I think this sort is rather unfunny. Oh well.
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:50 am
Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was a playa, just because some moistened cartoon bink helped me lob a map of hawaii ay my mouse pad, they'd put me away!
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:39 am
(with all due respect to MechaBart)
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:39 am
If not, I'd look up a definition of reality. A deck of cards has gotten more *** than a cartoon. Cartoooon. Reality; a girl who yells at you when you have *** with her, then give an odd look at her slightly burned grilled cheese. Cartoons; lube and tissue
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:35 am
Now, does this poster just address anime fans?
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 2:55 am
Just trying to give some constructive criticism, man. Jeez. lol
Reality Lord - August 18, 2010, 1:14 am

the heap...he's got a way of getting right to the point no?
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 12:13 am
Is this some bizzaro reality where virgins are cool and h** internet les***** are just what they claim to be?
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 11:56 pm
Not a bad concept, but the execution could have been better. I think it's just the way the words lined up...doesn't look clean. I usually try to arrange the lines from longest to shortest in descending order. Word arrangement can really affect the feel.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:52 pm
Ugggg. 1L
agdaniele - August 17, 2010, 9:44 pm
Indeed.


THE NEW TEACHER -


TAGS: h** teacher ritalin
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pharaoh15 - August 27, 2010, 6:09 pm
I believe I need more one on one help.
jackripper - August 26, 2010, 5:00 pm
Teacher needs to see me after school...
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
Hell, I'd be absolutely riveted. 5 teacher's pets.


TEACHERS -


TAGS: teacher student chalk board chalkboard
Rating: 4.67/5

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iowaman - August 23, 2011, 11:07 am
very funny poster, but the answer to the last problem is clearly 28
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 8:59 pm
*LULZ sry stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 8:59 pm
You're a teacher!?! Oh you seriously have to try this and see if anyone takes the bait.DO IT FOR THE LIPS MAN!!!
Bucketheadsdad - August 22, 2011, 8:20 pm
As a teacher, I find this absolutely hilarious.


EXCUSES? - Take them outside With the homework You did not do.


TAGS: otter teacher humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:48 pm
"Why... you're a muskrat, Harry!"


GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Love, confidence, patience, and how to rip apart drunken tourists... Well, my mother did anyway...


TAGS: great mothers teach
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am
Hawt!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:33 am
If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:28 am
You realize tigers eat their young.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:15 am
Getting beaten with your own toys is never a good thing. My mom was too cheap to wreck a toy on out b***s. Although I had a lot of h** weel track... and we'd whip each other with them... better than pillow fights.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:08 am
You ever heard a h**wheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:05 am
Nice! The go-to weapon of choice for my mom was the wooden spoon. And although she shattered many on my b***, she did have a 3ft mixing paddle that was a bit more resiliant.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own h**wheel track!!!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Greatness, Chef. And good that you didn't combine the two!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:45 am
Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the b**** please...
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:43 am
And in this case, it's still a win!
Viper - May 20, 2010, 12:42 am
This might be the first poster without some kind of Logicdude reference that I have seen thusfar!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:36 am
Wonderful.


MARINE CORPS TRAINING - Coming to a beach near you …..


TAGS: marines beach arabs dog
Rating: 3.07/5

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devildoc1989 - November 10, 2011, 3:58 pm
...im a jew, in the marines...you are a p**** college student probably.
guyfox - July 27, 2010, 10:22 pm
this is why only skinheads join the marines today, I have proof


GRAND THEFT ZANPAKU-TO - Few people can see you, you're a death god, and have a sword. Let the carnage begin!


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.5/5

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Phage - April 29, 2009, 1:37 am
Did someone just say Weeaboo? Weeaboo! Weeaboo!
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:14 am
If I could vote lower than one, I would.
FORTEHLULZ - January 2, 2009, 5:34 am
Weeaboo.


STFU - And GTFO


TAGS: teacher stfu gtfo fail your doing it wrong
Rating: 1.67/5


IF YOU WATCH IT BACKWARDS - A shark throws up so many people they have to open a new beach




SUBSTITUTE TEACHING - is it worth $40/day?


TAGS: teacher
Rating: 4.44/5

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CloudchaserS - October 14, 2012, 11:52 pm
Going to send my Mother a link to see this, she substitutes for the her local county/city school system


MOST OF US -


TAGS: andy rooney teachers
Rating: 4.82/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:22 am
I'll remember that Mr. Airman
Peso - January 24, 2011, 7:48 am
Profound! Don't know about Andy Rooney, but my brother was boffing his English teacher in HS. I'm sure he often "remembers" her...
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 2:54 pm
Me, too, Rerun. I've considered legal action...but revenge would be sweeter. (There was that incident of the cherry bomb in the nun's restroom in 1961; but the less said about that, the better...they're still looking...)
rerun - January 21, 2011, 6:48 pm

this is fantastic.....I have several teachers I remember who helped me shape my life and become who I am today.


REACH - You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been.




PRIORITIES - These men have them.


TAGS: priorities men have princess 3d 3ds peach skirt mario funny
Rating: 4.24/5

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Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
4L and fav'd :)


PWNED - Your daily amount has just arrived.




TIME -


TAGS: teacher kills pupils
Rating: 4.82/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 22, 2016, 10:33 pm
Nice to see that someone else appreciates "SAFETY LAST!" (1923), a silent film starring comedian Harold Lloyd (18931971) who did his own stunts, like Buster Keaton (18951966).


SHE'S MY LITTLE - deuce coupe you don't know what I got


TAGS: mcdonalds beach boys
Rating: 4.64/5

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Airman - August 31, 2011, 1:38 pm
I would say that it is a large fry box, with a mcnugget box on top. Vrooooom
the1stCOMMI3 - August 31, 2011, 1:34 am
What is that, a big mac box???


LADIES' ATTENTION - Harder to get everyday.


TAGS: fat man girls chair beach
Rating: 4.55/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:01 am

i thought chazz bono had the bre*** reduction already done as part of the surgery? hmmmm....


We were never quite sure -




ECONOMY - Even shinigami are struggling


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.64/5

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TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do


TAGS: teacher school brainwash
Rating: 3.93/5

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calvin5040 - April 10, 2010, 2:15 am
This is why their should not be a 10year
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:56 am

Sounds like Alex is a future leader, not willing to accept things blindly just because somebody in "authority" said it was so.
redhdsrbst - February 28, 2010, 11:50 am
Momma always told me "Stupid is as stupid does."
calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 3:02 pm
And people wonder why the want to get rid of "10 YEAR"
WTFO - September 11, 2009, 12:13 am
Well put, me4891.
me4891 - September 10, 2009, 3:28 pm
Sounds like Obama on health care and budget
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 8:39 pm
While I may agree with your principles Liam, your method is juvenile and ineffective. When you grow up and can form a proper argument please return. Till then stick to the Disney sites.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 8:30 pm
I take it this happened in Kansas "Accept my curriculum as correct" blahdeblah no evolution god made earth in 7 days, let there be light creationism jesus jesus jesus god made gravity
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 11:06 am
Dumbass teacher should be fired. Telling them to follow what he says when it's wrong. So he can just sit there and teach kids crap. I hope he loses his job.
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
What I can't believe is that the rest of this poor kids class are sheep.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:09 pm
Because everyone knows the metric system is a LIE!


HOT FOR TEACHER - Fast "Eddie" Is


TAGS: teacher
Rating: 3.08/5

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ICHIGO - Punk+Soul Reaper+Funny+Awesome=Ichigo


TAGS: ichigo bleach funny cute soul reaper
Rating: 2.03/5

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forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:27 am
LOL @ GS....
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 2:12 pm
@ TOC - You mean in the rear, right?
GreyScorpion - May 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
lame + g** + TOC comment=1L
thatonechick - May 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Ichigo's not too bad... he just gets stabbed a lot.
MissRed - May 24, 2010, 12:12 pm
1L=Ichigo=Fail+Fag+Lame*Epic Fail=Ichigo^2/Try harder
MO - May 24, 2010, 12:06 pm
I'll second that from the Faceman! 1L
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 11:48 am
Lame+g**+Really g**+Super Lame=1L!
Bartimaeus - May 22, 2010, 12:48 pm
Bleach fan. Therefore, it would quite unfair for me to judge this author, when my motives are so thoroughly compromised. For you see, I am a fan of anime posters. BUT to survive, they must be accessable to moti-public at large.)
Bartimaeus - May 22, 2010, 12:46 pm
This is the reason they tell me not to do anime posters. Few get the joke, and you'll only get fives from guys like me. (NOTE: I said guys "like" me. Not me. I abstain from voting, as I am conflicting between my obligation as motifake member and that of a
deadraisin - May 22, 2010, 12:06 pm
I don't know who Ichigo is but that crotch bow of his looks like a couple of testes.


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: beached whale crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:17 pm
A Sign Of Dumb Luck Perhaps ?


REACH FOR IT -




ANYONE WHO IS STUPID STAND UP ! - "So Why Do You Think You Are Stupid ?" "I Don't, I Just Hate To See You Standing Up There Alone..."




Mentos -


TAGS: bleach mentos lol
Rating: 2.56/5

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lala609617 - July 6, 2010, 1:09 am
lol grimmjoww looks h** lmao this suddenly makes me want to get some mentos XD


PORTALS - NOT ALL OF THEM LEAD TO LEVEL 10 -




MOTIFAKE ANNUAL BEACH PARTY - Everyone showed, as usual.


TAGS: beach sun tan medley
Rating: 4.72/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 18, 2012, 1:16 pm
Not in that picture... Where's my monkey?? you bastards! stop editing me out of your lives!!!! XD 5L


CARROT & STICK METHOD - Reforming unruly teenagers is a simple task. Throw a carrot. When they try to catch it, beat them with a stick.




KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE - The other half is punching someone in the face


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.44/5

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MODERATION - The very concept seems to escape some people


TAGS: tan wrinkle beach
Rating: 2/5

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David A - January 11, 2010, 12:46 pm
She's just getting a good base for the summer
IllicoPresto - December 11, 2009, 7:30 pm
Oooh look, a wild nauga!


RIOTING TEACHERS - Hypocrites Using their outside voices INSIDE. In the hallway without a pass.


TAGS: unions teachers riot protest
Rating: 4.52/5

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5150monkeylove - March 19, 2011, 12:26 am
as for ADD, herein lies the true issue, 440......120308
440wakeup - March 18, 2011, 9:32 am
i wanted to say something about messing with people who voluntary our locked up in a classroom unarmed with 3o ADD diagnosed ritilin popping, gun packing, crack-babies
KaBoom - March 17, 2011, 1:24 pm
hilarious
Airman - March 17, 2011, 11:05 am
LOL
Cubbybear - March 16, 2011, 4:29 pm
They look like they're hunting Moby ***k


THE TEXAS TANLINE -


TAGS: beach boys guns
Rating: 3.88/5

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lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 5:03 pm

Each time I look at this, i HOPE. THAT. PISTOL. IS. NOT. IN. THE. SEA.
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 3:07 pm

Ba-Ba-Ba-Buh-Ba-bra Ann
MrRandom - April 21, 2012, 12:15 am
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baran?
ughomer - April 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
Beach Boys. Almost thought it was Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba, Bra Ann.


DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - Hate the Spanish word for beach




Parents -




HOPE -




SHARK SURFING - After 450 million years, they pretty much have it down pat.




EXPERIENCE - The most brutal of teachers, but you learn, my god do you learn.




Speeling Be Champs -


TAGS: topdogs each and every one
Rating: 4/5

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TheSanityInspector - March 9, 2015, 1:04 pm
"You had ONE job!"


MARTIAL ARTS - is even cooler on the beach!!




THE FUTURE - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: the future god aizen bleach
Rating: 1.83/5

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skateinferno - March 18, 2013, 11:03 pm
yes.because one day we will definitely have a clever fake soul society captain on our money.
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 12:58 pm
i would love to see the strippers face the next morning when she was going through her bills. the comments have made this poster worth an additional L
Fatt Matt - February 10, 2010, 12:43 pm
I see a 1L in your future
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:21 pm

true story - I just PM you
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:20 pm
"YIPES!!"
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:16 pm

tomorrow is payday. I go to topless bars and leave with more cash than I brought.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:11 pm
16.28 more, and we got us a lap dance!!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:09 pm

Don't worry, I am Jewish.....nobody would do it for the $3.72 I have in liquid a**ets
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:06 pm
Strippers!?! if that's in my future, cancel that hit contract then..
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:58 am

after looking at the pic, that is stripper cash. Not so bad then.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:55 am
if this is the future? then yes, please do
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:53 am

can I? Really?
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:50 am
kill me now
Mr. Shiny - February 10, 2010, 4:01 am
I hope not.


FILLERS - Make Orihime sad


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 1.79/5

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Merlin The Pervert - December 24, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ohh, THAT'S what the picture is. I thought it was her blowing a dude and it being censored. Well, that's what it looked like. Which made the title Fillers make me lol.
Dude - December 12, 2008, 7:54 pm
Yeah that last filler was pretty lame


JUNE JULY AUGUST -


TAGS: teachers tenure torture
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:09 am
hahaha...so funny
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 12:16 am
Sometimes, I like being a wiseass and I can see myself saying something like that *tailwags*


BAD PUN - What is a math teachers favourite band Sum 41


TAGS: music bad pun numbers teacher
Rating: 4.5/5

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caveman - August 3, 2011, 9:57 am
well maybe 4 days don't freti'm sure i can come up with a witty pun. just for you
Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 8:43 am
Is someone a day ahead of themselves?


HIP HOP - Goes green


TAGS: hip hop radio beach
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by motinet

Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 5:56 pm
That Right there is why he's Mr.M 5ls FTW
forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:31 pm
reggae?!? O.o
Airman - June 22, 2010, 1:11 pm
LOL


HAVING YOUR SUMMER OFF - Sometimes it's just not worth it




T.O.I.L.E.T.S - So that's where people go...




Sense -


TAGS: beach anime manga girl war soldiers
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by neko

EMOagainstALLoddsXD - November 28, 2012, 10:13 pm
Those look like German helmets mroe than they do American ones.
usaf1995 - June 6, 2010, 9:34 pm
Now this could me getting WHAY far into detail BUT: Anime is Japanese right? So if those infantry are landing in say...Iwo Jima she could be coming home! never looked at that in that perspective huh?
Mandy - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm
It's Anime, when does it ever make sense?
Justy - January 5, 2009, 2:17 pm
Yes, it does. Just imagine the pleasant breeze! What a pity it smells of blood, gunpowder and guts.


YOUR TAX DOLLARS - Yeah....... Why are we laying off teachers again?




THE BEACH - Not the only thing that reeks of dead fish and is infested with crabs.




BEACHES -


TAGS: beaches fail kid fall crash hurt pain wet splash
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:57 am
That's how mom used to cuss. "Sandy Beaches"!, she'd shout. Then the hitting would start.


WTF? - Do I even want to know?


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Chelsea



MORE COWBELL - YOU always, need more COWBELL!


TAGS: cowbell snl protest teachers riot
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

showmeone - March 18, 2011, 4:17 pm
Say it, baby!


FUTILITY - Knowing that no matter what you do, you're doomed.


TAGS: halo reach futility stuck pwn
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by Rocker4JC

forseti - November 21, 2010, 12:51 pm
nice way to explain you're 14...
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 9:45 am
I'm a gamer too, but I'll have to give this a 1l... just way too cheerful
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:29 pm
step 6: 1L
Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 6:00 pm

ok...so i'm going to be in trouble for handing you a 5 on this but i'm a gamer...lol. gaming moti-fakes do NOT do well here dude. i enjoyed it so keep them coming only if you have a thick skin. ps...replace "observe" with "teabag"...lol
Zealot - November 18, 2010, 9:13 am
yes, it is a sticky, you can also substitute for a spike nade, they stick to
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 1:23 am
before I vote on this, could you clarify what a plasma grenade does? is it like a sticky grenade?


IT TURNED INTO A REAL -


TAGS: teaching life lessons
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greybeard - November 10, 2012, 9:43 pm
Awesome....5 tears and 5L's


Science -


TAGS: science teacher playground monitors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

ughomer - August 1, 2014, 7:36 am
Classic!
GaryO - July 30, 2014, 8:55 am
Perfect
Greybeard - July 29, 2014, 10:43 pm
Hahaha. ROFL :)


OLYMPIC DREAMS -




LIFE IS A BEACH -


TAGS: beach sandbox playground piss off crabs
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………


EVOLUTION OF MAN -




LIFE LESSONS -


TAGS: youth are are the future rulers teach them right
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:13 am
Was the teacher a former Nazi or something of that nature?
motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:10 pm
The imperial system is a British import like most of US's original pilgrims, maybe some things are better unchanged - like the width of the broad gauge train track...
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:24 am
The metric system, "look at the big brain on Brad"
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:32 am
Funny! The U.S. is the only country in the "developed world" which steadfastly refuses to adopt the metric system. Why? Moti gets 5L for this one!
Silverheart - February 1, 2013, 8:57 pm

1 kilometer = 0.621371 miles... teacher is wrong, but hard to understand the logic behind '1 kilometer is greater than 1 mile'? Teacher fail, 5 miLes (or 8.04672 kiLometers).


REACH AN UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: desert ocean moon reach understand
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:37 pm
mistakes shows that you're human...;)
Rick69 - March 24, 2013, 7:40 am
Cheers... You folks are quite forgiving... I messed up with the black line on bottom-left & the soft edges of the last ph**o... And yet here I am doing the rain dance around my living room...
MissPriss - March 24, 2013, 2:16 am
Another stellar 5L poster Slick!
SLOHAND62 - March 23, 2013, 10:33 pm
5 cheers Very good. Thanks for sharing
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:08 pm
Set foot on the moon? No wonder we can't come to an understanding. I kid. The moon is lovely. It's right outside my window. 5L


SCHOOLING 101 -


TAGS: basic math calendar rerun teacher
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Greeny

the1stCOMMI3 - December 29, 2011, 3:35 pm
Really? Of all people, you pick me as the class idiot? You jerk. 5L
Airman - December 29, 2011, 3:20 pm
HaHaHa!
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2011, 10:46 am
HAHAHA! 5L! *is happy you like his avatar enough to use it*


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: soviet russia beach snow buried
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - March 26, 2013, 6:49 pm
I didn't know Chuck Norris was Russian.


I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!




BEACH LIFE - Shouldn't there be a crowd of people thrusting this one back into the ocean?


TAGS: whale beach fat rescue help
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:32 am
How I Feel After Turkey Dinner ! 5 Enos.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:54 am
Ahhh their too late...it's already bloating from the sun :(.....bahahaha!


DON'T WORRY LADIES - We are the new Average.




SPOTTER -




WHALEFAIL - Sure is....Sure is...




Moti-Math 2 -


TAGS: teaching kids the realities
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 19, 2014, 12:34 am
Agreed. Well... usually. Got oral thrush once. First thing the doctor asked, eat some bad fish? Smart aleck doctor, I always liked him.
mizzdizz - November 19, 2014, 12:26 am
Skip the mouthwash and savor the flavor!
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 9:59 am
Of course that washes two ways. Ha !
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:39 am
BOTH! Then a nice satisfied nap!


CATCH A WAVE - and you're sittin' on top of the world


TAGS: beach boys surfers
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

MilDoc - May 24, 2011, 5:01 pm
Out5tanding!


HOME IMPROVEMENT -


TAGS: lowe s tank america freespeach 1stamendment
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:29 pm
Or let's blow **** up together...either way" little known ending to the quote 5/5
Airman - December 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
amsome
Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:44 pm

i lol'd...5 when i do :)


LIFE -




SETTING PERSONAL GOALS - Setting goals is admirable and encouraged often. You, my friend, have set this one too high. You shall never reach it.




WUSSIFICATION -


TAGS: its preachy by dammit they pulled this crap on me too wait here ill go get my bowling trophy
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:51 am
Glenn Beck, recently: "When we refuse to allow our children to receive a trophy for participation, we are on the road to restoring the meaning of merit in our Republic." Crap ... I'm now a douche. Gonna have to get some of them magic underwears.


IT'S NOT HIS FAULT -


TAGS: don t worry we will help teach you how to find a poster using numbers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:20 pm
You bastard!!!


A LESSON TO ALL -




WHEN THERE WAS ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS - That's when Jesus was swimming or hitting on beach bunnies.




EDEN - Paradise does exist!


TAGS: paradise eden n**e beach bear beer lime
Rating: 1.59/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

Sho - December 4, 2008, 5:25 pm
g** poster
WasclyWabbit429 - October 26, 2008, 3:54 pm
Beer ... haven't seen one of those in a while, holy sheet
Devildog - October 4, 2008, 5:13 pm
Not paradise if there aren't any women...waste of a n**e beach, really.
ADAM - August 18, 2008, 3:02 pm
MORE OF A BUD MAN.


Timing is Everything -


TAGS: ph**oshop beach ph**ographic fakery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

MrStupidGir - March 30, 2014, 11:00 pm
can't afford ph**oshop, check out gimp n inskape, a small step up from paint ;)
Oldsod - March 30, 2014, 8:56 pm
Oh...I still don't actually have Ph**oshop...that costs money. Still using Paint also. It just kinda irks me that you can now make phenomenal ph**os out of thin air if you got the dosh.
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:04 pm
Huh...I still use windows paint...5L for moving up the techno ladder.


REVENGE OF THE NERDS -




Save Time Give Up Now -




LABOUR OF LOVE -




GRAND BARGAIN - Swap for a soda pop




ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SUBSTITUTE TEACHER -


TAGS: substitute teacher firs*day
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

Reality Lord - July 14, 2013, 10:52 pm

yup...this is real good.
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:04 pm

This is epic! 5LLLLL and faved!~


PARADISE LOST - It's your own damn fault. Next time don't bring the wife and kids!


TAGS: paradise lost wife kids beach
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

dy2012 - June 1, 2012, 3:06 pm
ohhh I wish I'm Milton Waddams :)
mariand - June 1, 2012, 2:24 am
hahaha...
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:01 am
I Second That !


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